Iso breakfasts getting you down? Try car waffles!

Anyone who knows me can tell you I'm a sucker for novelty.

My cupboards are clogged with commemorative plastic cups from the movies, my first iPhone had the zippo lighter app before it had any phone numbers in it, and if Smiths made a fruit salad flavoured potato chip I'd try them at least once.

So yeah, that's why I'm seriously considering buying this waffle iron that makes one of the best breakfast foods ever look like Matchbox cars.

The WaffleWow! (exclamation point included in the name) is from CucinaPro, makers of an assortment of kitchen appliances and doodads including, but not limited to, some aggressively American sounding products like corn dog makers, bubble wafflers, empanada and churro makers and a cordless crepe maker which, as I've just learned, is in fact DIFFERENT to just being a regular pan.

The WaffleWow! has seven unique moulds: police car, Monster truck, ambulance, pickup truck, school bus, race car, and garbage truck. So, you can re-enact a monster truck rally with your breakfast, how fun!

Most of the product's reviews on Amazon are pretty good, stories about accidentally overfilling the machine notwithstanding. There's even an alternate design if you prefer dinosaurs to cars, but we all know what you'd prefer. I mean, it's why you're here after all, right?

Now, all this being said, there is one massive obstacle between you and delicious breakfast monster trucks. Unfortunately, the product doesn't deliver to Australia. So, if you're like us, getting a hold of one might be more of a quest than you expected.

But at the end of the day, how can you put a price on delicious waffles that, when you eat them, make you feel like Robosaurus?

NOTE: If you're in the United States you CAN in fact put a price on it and that price is $39.95. Jerks.